Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Pace Yourself Fabian
I noticed the other day in the Tour de Suisse prologue that Cancellara looked a little chubby, didn't matter, he still won, but just barely beat my man Roman Krueziger by one second. In racing, if you win it doesn't matter what you look like, unless your Levi Leipheimer, hes not much on the eyes. It would be cool if a little fat boy won the Tour some day, maybe someone like Randall from the movie American Flyers. Just think, people all over the world would be cheering for the fat kid to win. Phil Ligget would be commentating, "Step aside Alberto, theres a new sheriff in town, Randall is gonna be wearing yellow tonight. Go ahead and spill some mustard on it Randall, its not gonna show on the maillot jaune." Its coming!