You call that a bicycle saddle?

I was checking out a couple of bicycle saddle companies in order to talk to someone about my idea for the saddle with the integrated lights and here are a few of the stranger saddles I came across.

This is the Spider-Flex.  The name fits and it looks like it would accommodate most bums.  I'm not sure if this is the racing model.

Its custom alright, custom mistake. You baked it too long chief at too high a temperature.

This one is called the Plywood, or you could call it the Dugout because I imagine you could fit about 3 Yankee players on it.  I could use that seat as a workbench in my shop.  If you need a saddle like this to fit your bum on...., well, ah- forget it, at least you're riding a bicycle and thats good news.  

I would just like to sit on this to see what it feels like.

This is just schweet!  Nice work.