Cyclocross Action- LY in LR

Larry Yancey on the move this past Saturday night in Little Rock.  MEECH Custom Bicycles needs to invest in a helmet cam for Yancey to wear at the races, theres no tellin what we'd all get to see.  That looks like some prime real estate to be riding on, is that Astroturf? Did NASA invent Astroturf, and if so why?  You gonna put some grass down on the moon or something.  NASA, what a joke.  How many 5 million dollar remote control cars have they lost on Mars now anyway? Nobody wants to live on Mars or the moon.  Theres nothing happening there.  There are no clubs, no beaches, no women, no cross racing.  Will someone please clue those nerds in.  Now having a cross race on the moon is a worthwhile venture.  Imagine bunnyhopping over the barriers in zero gravity.  You'd have to have a JET-Pack to get back on the ground.  Now that would be a race. When you think about it the moon is not really good for anything we might as well be using it for something. We should put NASA up there and while all those nerds are looking at us down here through their telescopes we can all moon them.  Look at that hot pink MOTO on the back of the seat tube, talk about visibility, you could see that from the moon.  Yeah baby.  Go MOTO!